I have way too much electricity in my body and that’s a drag because it seems like every time I touch something, I, or somebody else, get fried. I know that most people get zapped when they walk on carpet and then touch something metallic. I, on the other hand, could be standing on cement and will still practically incinerate the poor cat when I touch him.  Seriously, I feel like the character, Jubilee, from the X-Men series: the one who is able of creating pyro-kinetic sparks from her hands. Guess I’d better keep my hands to myself!  And forget about becoming a massage therapist!

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